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With Former Menards' Guy -- Ray Szmanda
December 5, 1998

Toolbag For those of you living outside the Midwest, Menards is the place where "real" men shop. It's the building center/lumber-yard/hardware store where the home improvement crowd goes to browse the latest in caulk.

Paint can and brush For the past several years, Ray Szmanda -- a white-haired, bespeckled, and enthusiastic gentleman has been their television spokesman. But, to Michael's dismay, the new Menards ads don't feature Mr. Szamanda. What's a loyal consumer swayed by Ray's promotion of the weekly specials to do? Call him up and find out why he's not pushing bathroom fixtures, light bulb specials, and treated lumber.

Listen in Listen in as Michael gets to hear that Siren call "Save big money!".

 

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