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Michael Feldman's--All The News That Isn't
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Dr. Victor Frankenstein proposes a novel solution to produce the Democratic nominee—the brain of Obama, the eyes and mouth of Hillary. The Obama frame for pants-suit purposes.Hillary is like the grandpa who doesn't know he's dead and keeps coming downstairs for breakfast. Have to put pepper in her napkin.
Hillary is suing Barrack for custody of the two children, Florida and Michigan.
Obama picks up 3 super delegates: Iron Man, the Lantern and Wolverine. Psylocke goes for Hillary. Spidey's dangling.
John McCain says Obama likes hummus, is completely misunderstood.
Got so mad he bit the head off a live pigeon. Later claimed it was squab.
Cindy said she won't release her tax returns and stay out of her medicine cabinet as well.
Turns out McCain not only did not vote for W in 2000, he poisoned his dog. Chased him off before he could corner the bunny.
In the polygamist polygamarole, Guinness book goes to the senior elder with 21 wives—apparently yearning for something more than Zion.
Putin pops out of Medvedev's head during crank-in ceremony.
After dismal election returns in the UK, Gordon Brown now heads the Belabor Party.
Microsoft cat tires of swatting Yahoo mouse, leaves it dazed and bleeding.
Billy's kid, Franklin Graham, heading to Beijing Olympics for Falun Gong Show.
Iraqi forces capture Frank bin Laden.
Indian woman gives kidney to former English teacher who circles it in red and hands it back with comments.
At $125 a barrel, oil aficionados letting it mature in the cellar.
Study finds Europeans drink in the hope of having sex—not quite the sophisticated continentals we've been led to believe. Remember, her drinking may increase your chance, but yours lowers it altogether.
And, the iPhone is a hit in Italy where a phone you pinch is a natural. . . .
That’s All The News That Isn’t…..
© 2001 Michael Feldman
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